Post by jayzero42690 on Aug 12, 2011 19:05:11 GMT -5
Spectacular Motion Control Disasters
They warn us, but warnings can't prepare us for everything...
We've all heard the horror stories of people smashing their TVs, their friend's faces, or their pets while partaking in the motion-controlled gaming craze. Are gaming companies out to get us with their newfangled motion controllers? Is this a secret plan to have us eliminate one another by making us use our underdeveloped physical skills? We don't really think so...but motion controls do make for some failtastic injury videos and silly commentary. Enjoy.
Humpty Dumpty Stands on a Ladder
Talking shiz to someone while they're gaming is fun -- and easy when it involves an uncoordinated dude flailing his body in ways god never intended -- but karma comes full circle...
Modern Day Child Abuse
In my day, parents would pop back-talking kids in the mouth and no one would care. Nowadays, you can scarcely make them go without water for three days before someone freaks out and calls Child Services. Clever parents, though, they find a way...
Game. Set. Match.
At some point everyone had a laugh with their friends as they mimed all the various tennis movements. Some have taken things a step further, dressing up and having tournaments. Well that's dumb, and the universe is punishing us for your arrogance.
Gravity Always Wins
Do you laugh or cry after watching this? We're not sure how to answer that, but, yes, this is a test of whether or not you have a heart. His is probably connected to pumps after this.
Failed Kinect-ion
Sometimes all a child needs is a little human contact with their loved ones. Except when they're gaming, that is. Then what they need is to get the hell out of the way.
They warn us, but warnings can't prepare us for everything...
We've all heard the horror stories of people smashing their TVs, their friend's faces, or their pets while partaking in the motion-controlled gaming craze. Are gaming companies out to get us with their newfangled motion controllers? Is this a secret plan to have us eliminate one another by making us use our underdeveloped physical skills? We don't really think so...but motion controls do make for some failtastic injury videos and silly commentary. Enjoy.
Humpty Dumpty Stands on a Ladder
Talking shiz to someone while they're gaming is fun -- and easy when it involves an uncoordinated dude flailing his body in ways god never intended -- but karma comes full circle...
Modern Day Child Abuse
In my day, parents would pop back-talking kids in the mouth and no one would care. Nowadays, you can scarcely make them go without water for three days before someone freaks out and calls Child Services. Clever parents, though, they find a way...
Game. Set. Match.
At some point everyone had a laugh with their friends as they mimed all the various tennis movements. Some have taken things a step further, dressing up and having tournaments. Well that's dumb, and the universe is punishing us for your arrogance.
Gravity Always Wins
Do you laugh or cry after watching this? We're not sure how to answer that, but, yes, this is a test of whether or not you have a heart. His is probably connected to pumps after this.
Failed Kinect-ion
Sometimes all a child needs is a little human contact with their loved ones. Except when they're gaming, that is. Then what they need is to get the hell out of the way.