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Post by Astrozombie on Aug 8, 2011 21:05:54 GMT -5
So over it you felt the need to respond  |
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Post by Astrozombie on Aug 8, 2011 22:01:12 GMT -5
Lol, what was he doing in that last gif? lol 90 percent of the time I have no idea what he's doing in the gifs I find of him. |
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Post by Astrozombie on Aug 9, 2011 16:58:28 GMT -5
Week One
A Little Too Much Love...
The battle for the Sexiest of the Sexy rages on as Tiffany and Sable continue to trade insults, but the question is, did the Ghanaian Princess take it too far? This week she brought out a Sable look alike who fell just a few inches short of our beloved General Manager. Taking no exception to Tiffany's shot, which was certainly below the belt, the two brawled twice in one night. When asked to comment on her actions, Tiffany gave us a quick statement, "Bitch, you better watch it before I kick that hairy ass of yours!" Unforunately for our reporter, he was hit in the testicles and will likely be unable to reproduce.
Broken and Bearded Friendships...
Things seemed to be going well for the tag champions, that is until last week. Justin Gabriel, his beard, and Jason put their belts on the line against the Motor City Machine gones in a losing effort. Post match, Justin and his beard attacked Jason, leaving him battered and bruised. It should be noted that things hadn't been going well for the two backstage as Jason asked Justin numerous times to shaves his beard, insisting that it was controlling him, making him a different person. Those requests fell upon deaf ears. We caught up with Justin after the show and he let us know this, "It was either Jason or my beard, naturally I picked the one that would help me further my career."
Orton Finally Sees Victory...
Just as things seemed to cool down between Orton and the Tarrynator, Orton demanded a rematch against the European champion. His request was granted and the two quickly went at it. Unfortunately for the champ, it wasn't his night as Orton got him down for the three count. Orton was ecstatic, letting us know that he wouldn't be showing to next weeks show due to having a quick honeymoon with Cody his wife. The Tarrynator didn't let the lose bring him down though, "Orton is a coward. Everyone knows it was a fluke win and now he's running off on vacation? Really?"
Greatest Match Ever?
It was a big night for the BP World Champion. It was the night that Brandon would show off his Playgirl Cover. The coverboy was all smiles, that was until Jayzero called him out for a match, interupting his unveiling cermony. In what was one of the greatest matches in all of NFA history, rivaling that of the Trish Stratus and Jackie Gayda match, the two stole the show. There was no end insight until Jayzero got a pin on the champion. Brandon however wasn't to happy about his loss, "It was bull <expletive>! Jayzero is such a cheater, but you know what? I have bigger things to worry about. My hair for example, have you seen how amazing it looks? I mean it always looks amazing, but right now especially..." Our reporter quickly left the scene, to find Jayzero, getting his comments on his big win, "What can I say? I'm just that damn good. Brandon better watch out cause I'm coming for that title."
The Bitch is Back
Still on cloud nine from his match at SummerMania, we caught up with Tiarnan in his locker room, but before we could get a word he was quickly ambushed by John Morrison and Melina. We tried to catch what Melina was screaming, but all we could make of it was, "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!" We can only hope that Tiarnan hasn't sustained any serious injuries.
Queen Bees and Golden Emmys
Closing off the show was a bikini contest between Jessica and the self proclaimed Queen Bee, Madison Rayne. It was a heated battle, but the decision was unanimous as the crowd screamed for Jessica. Madison wasn't all too thrilled, throwing a giant temper tantrum in the middle of the ring, while Jessica headed back to her locker room with her head (and puppies) held up high. As the fiery vixen made her way backstage, she was swiped by none other than the Golden One himself, Goldust. What does this mean for our beloved Jessica? We can only hope that Goldust kept his golden Emmy in it's case, at least for Jessica's sake. I swalloed my pride and decided to give it a shot. It's pretty tedious, but it wasn't too bad. Jason out.  |
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Post by Tiarnán on Aug 9, 2011 17:01:52 GMT -5
I'll read and reply to this later, but... Orton was ecstatic, letting us know that he wouldn't be showing to next weeks show due to having a quick honeymoon with Cody his wife. OMG, I love it already. |
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Post by Brandon on Aug 9, 2011 17:09:35 GMT -5
"It was bull <expletive>! Jayzero is such a cheater, but you know what? I have bigger things to worry about. My hair for example, have you seen how amazing it looks? I mean it always looks amazing, but right now especially..." So me. |
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Post by Burke on Aug 9, 2011 17:24:37 GMT -5
I wish I could go back and edit in Justin's Beard as an actual character in the game.
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Post by jayzero42690 on Aug 9, 2011 17:39:57 GMT -5
Greatest Match Ever?It was a big night for the BP World Champion. It was the night that Brandon would show off his Playgirl Cover. The coverboy was all smiles, that was until Jayzero called him out for a match, interupting his unveiling cermony. In what was one of the greatest matches in all of NFA history, rivaling that of the Trish Stratus and Jackie Gayda match, the two stole the show. There was no end insight until Jayzero got a pin on the champion. Brandon however wasn't to happy about his loss, "It was bull <expletive>! Jayzero is such a cheater, but you know what? I have bigger things to worry about. My hair for example, have you seen how amazing it looks? I mean it always looks amazing, but right now especially..." Our reporter quickly left the scene, to find Jayzero, getting his comments on his big win, "What can I say? I'm just that damn good. Brandon better watch out cause I'm coming for that title." lol You got us down to the T. Yay for me finally breaking out and becoming a wrestler. It's about time. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed being a prop, injured, and arm candy but now I finally get to show what I got in the ring. And if that 99% match quality raiting has anything to say about it, I obviously have alot. We even got the crowd into the match even though I'm as over as a dead fish. I'm sure most of this is because of B of course, but I see that spotlight, and I want it. I just hope y'all do too. My fate is in your hands. Don't make me CM Punk this bitch. (or worse, Gail Kim it  ) We tried to catch what Melina was screaming, but all we could make of it was, "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!"lulz |
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Post by Burke on Aug 10, 2011 15:25:05 GMT -5
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Post by Astrozombie on Aug 18, 2011 2:13:00 GMT -5
Sorry about the lack of write ups tarry, I'll get two of them (or one big one) up this weekend.
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Post by Burke on Aug 18, 2011 16:00:24 GMT -5
No Fatties Allowed Episode 25!               |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 18, 2011 23:59:53 GMT -5
OMG! You're all invited, of course. I don't think Ashley's going to be flower girl after all though. |
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Post by jayzero42690 on Aug 19, 2011 1:07:30 GMT -5
Just promise us you won't Aksana him
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 19, 2011 1:27:01 GMT -5
I make no promises.
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Post by Burke on Aug 28, 2011 8:17:02 GMT -5
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Post by Burke on Aug 28, 2011 15:29:34 GMT -5
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