BP EWR Month 5

[Tarry]

I'm assuming Mr. Piper forgot he was in Continental Coalition...

[jayzero42690]

He jumped off that sinking ship a while back. Did I edit that part out? My bad.

[Burke]

It's true. I'll be gone till NovemberSeptember.

[jayzero42690]

Just one more week until SummerMania, and tragedy has struck....

The Beautiful Coalition started off No Fatties Allowed this week with a memorial set up for Burke in the ring. A black ring apron with white flowers surrounding a large portrait of Burke. Tiffany was even wearing all black with a veil covering her eyes while she fake cried into a handkerchief. Tiffany announced that their Burkie had been brutally attacked by John Cena over the weekend and is recovering in a Glasgow hospital. Tiffany said that Cena will pay for what he's done, but first, she had a promise to keep. She called Kelly Kelly out to the ring so she could fire her in front of the world.
Kelly came out but before Tiffany could speak Kelly snatched the microphone out of her hands. Kelly said Tiffany is full of it. She doesn't care about Burke. She just cares that there's one less person around to kiss her ass and protect her. Kelly said that she actually visited Burke in the hospital over the weekend, which is something that Tiffany hadn't done. Tiffany said that she had a scheduled Mani-Pedi last weekend so she was unable to make the trip. Kelly said that she had a long talk with Burke about the way he's been acting over the last month, and he revealed something very interesting to her.
She said that Burke told her the only reason he was helping Tiffany, was because she promised to make Kelly's life a living hell if he didn't do exactly what she said. Everything he did over the past month was for Kelly. Betraying his best friend, attacking Roddy Piper last week, even giving up the World Championship, something he had dreamed about having since he was a boy. It was all to protect her.
Tiffany laughed and said that Kelly is stupid for believing anything Burke has to say while he's hopped up on morphine. Kelly said that Burke also revealed to her something that Tarry might find very interesting. Tiffany's eyes widened and for the first time she seemed nervous. Kelly said that there are no BP Board of Directors. Tiffany made them up and hired an actor to call Sable that day so she could get the title on Burke. Sable was too busy messing around and opening her legs to actually notice that she was being duped. Tiffany screwed Tarry out of the World Championship, and then used him to take over the show.
Tarry's face turned red as he stared down Tiffany. Tiffany swiped the mic out of Kelly's hands and began to laugh nervously. She said it was ridiculous, and was all just hearsay. Tarry ordered the Coalition to leave the ring, showing that he was still very much in charge, and officially ending the Beautiful Coalition. Tiffany said she had enough of Kelly but before she could utter the words, John Cena's music hit. Tarry and the Continental Coalition were still on the ramp blocking his path. After a quick staredown with Tarry, the CC split like the red sea and allowed Cena to enter the ring. Rene Dupree jumped at Cena but received an AA for his troubles.
Cena grabbed a mic and said he didn't attack Burke. He said that he had a little conversation of his own with Burke over the weekend, and Burke apparently told Tiffany that he wanted out. The attack on Piper had finally caused Burke to reach his breaking point. Cena accused Tiffany of attacking Burke. Tiffany slapped Cena. Kelly pounced on Tiffany. Brandon shoved Kelly off of her as Tiffany rolled out of the ring. Tiffany said she had enough of both of them. She told Kelly that she will be fired, after she kicks her ass in a cat fight later tonight. Tiffany then told Cena that he was right. She did have Burke attacked, because nobody leaves her. Tiffany told Cena that he will suffer the same fate when he faces Burke's attacker this Sunday at SummerMania.
WorldsStrongestMan, x1988, came out of the crowd with a lead pipe and attacked Cena from behind. He chased Kelly out of the ring and grabbed the portrait of Burke. 88 measured Cena as he stumbled to his feet and broke Burke's portrait over his head. Tiffany smiled from the ramp as Kelly slid back in the ring to check on Cena.


In our first match of the night, Jessica took on Madison Rayne. Edge was watching the match backstage when Lita walked in and sat over his lap and kissed him. Jessica seen on the big screen and ran to the back, causing herself to be counted out. Jessica barged into the room and tackled Lita. Edge tried to pull them apart. Lita challenged Jessica to a match at SummerMania, with Edge as the special referee, so he can pick who he wants to be with. Jessica agreed to the match and walked away.


Back in the GM's office, an irritated Tiffany was yelling at Jason and Justin Gabriel. She said that Gabriel couldn't compete at SummerMania due to injury. She was going to take their title shot away because she doesn't like them, but she wants to see the CC lose their belts, belts that they didn't even win. She told Jason to find a representative to fill in for Gabriel this Sunday.
Maryse barged in and got in Brandon's face for attacking Miz last week. She said that since Tiffany didn't want to defend her belt, then why doesn't Brandon defend his against her tonight. Brandon laughed in Maryse's face and accepted the challenge.


Elsewhere backstage, John Morrison was trying to teach Tiarnan parkour. Tiarnan fell attempting a move and told Morrison he hurt his thigh. Morrison put his hand on his thigh trying to find the area that hurt, but Tiarnan kept telling him to go higher and higher. When Morrison finally got as high as he could possibly go, Melina walked by. She screamed and asked what the hell was going on. Morrison tried to explain. Melina said she told him to stay away from this freak. If he wants to hang out with Tiarnan, then they're over. Melina stormed off, and Morrison told Tiarnan that it would be better if they didn't hang out anymore. He tried to go after Melina but Tiarnan hit him in the back of the head with a steel pipe and knocked him out. Tiarnan started pulling his hair out and shook his head while letting out a terrifying scream.


Meanwhile, on the other side of the arena, John Cena was getting checked out by doctors. Mark Henry walked up and apologized to John for WSM's attack earlier. He said he was sorry he showed up to late to help out before hitting Cena with a right hand. WSM joined in on the attack as the World's Strongest Team tossed Cena around the backstage arena. Henry ended it with a World's Strongest Slam on the concrete. Henry then told Cena that his match at SummerMania is a handicap match.


Up next was the world title match, and for the first time in history, a diva was fighting for a world championship. Maryse put up a hell of a fight and even hit Brandon with the French TKO but Dupree broke up the count. Just when it seemed like Brandon was regaining control of the match, the Miz came sprinting out to the ring and attacked him, causing a DQ. Rene pulled Brandon from the ring saving him from further abuse as Miz signaled the belt around his waist.


Back in the back, Justin Gabriel met up with Jayzero backstage and asked him if he would be his replacement in the tag title match on Sunday. He knows he and Jason have a bad past, but he also knows he has a score to settle with Tarry and the CC. Gabriel said they've been trying for months to get these titles and this may be their last chance. Jayzero said normally he would say hell no to helping Jason in any way, and he wanted to go after Tarry to avenge Sable. But he's sure Orton will beat the living hell out of Tarry in their cage match, and taking the tag titles away from Tarry's faction sounds like some good revenge in the meantime. Jayzero agreed, but said it didn't make him and Jason friends.


We went back to the ring where Tiarnan was standing with an object hidden under a tarp. Tiarnan said this last month has been such a refreshing change for him. He's felt like an entirely different person. And the person he was stalking...... trying to be friends with, actually became his friend. But certain people are trying to keep them away from eachother. Tiarnan said it hurts him that Melina hates him, because he loves Melina. She's his idol, and he wants to be her one day. The only problem is he can't be her while she's still around. Tiarnan challenged Melina to a match at SummerMania with her career on the line. He realizes that's not something she'd really be willing to agree on, so he brought a little incentive so she will accept. Tiarnan pulled off the tarp and revealed John Morrison gagged and tied to a chair. Tiarnan said that he and Morrison were made to be together, and Morrison is much happier with him. Melina needs to just stay away and let them become the new Metro. Me and Nitro. And if Melina doesn't accept his challenge, then like the old saying goes, if he can't have Morrison, no one can. Tiarnan pulled the gag out and planted a kiss on Morrison before striking him with the microphone. Tiarnan kept hitting Morrison over and over again until Melina finally ran down to the ring. Tiarnan rolled out of the ring and up the ramp as Melina checked on Morrison. Melina accepted the match terms and she can't wait to get her hands on Tiarnan and kick his ass.


Up next was a huge 6-man tag match with Jason, Jayzero & Randy Orton facing off against THE Tarrynator, Magnus, and Doug Williams. All hell broke lose towards the end of the match after Wade Barrett attempted to get involved. Gabriel, injury and all took Barrett out while Ashley and Layla got into it on the outside. Tarry had Jason down and called for Williams to grab a table, but Jayzero hit a baseball slide to the table into Williams face. Jayzero then clotheslined Tarry over the top rope. Orton hit Magnus with an RKO and Jason covered him for the win. Ashley and Layla's fight poured into the ring and Layla took Ashley down with a clothesline. Randy Orton snuck up behind Layla and set her up for the RKO but Tarry grabbed her legs and pulled her under the ropes to safety. The Coalition retreated up the ramp. Jayzero said that since they like to play with tables so much, why don't they make their match at SummerMania a tables match. Tarry accepted on his teams behalf and said all of them would be leaving SummerMania on stretchers.


Finally it was time for our main event. Before the match AJ caught up with Kelly and asked about he relationship with Burke. Kelly said Burke didn't do any of those things by any choice of his own. He was blackmailed and manipulated. She has forgiven Burke, Cena has forgiven Burke, and she only hopes that when he finally does return, the fans will forgive Burke as well. As Kelly made her way down to the ring, Jazz ran down the isle and attacked her. After a quick beatdown she tossed Kelly in the ring and signaled to the back. Tiffany ran out to the ring and covered Kelly but she kicked out after 2. The two divas beat the heck out of eachother all around the arena, with Kelly even getting rid of Jazz. Kelly looked like she was about to pick up the win when the World's Strongest Team came out and surrounded the ring. Before they could do any damage, John Cena ran out and began brawling with them. They fought through the crowed and out of the arena. The distraction allowed Tiffany to get the upper hand and floor Kelly with a DDT. Sables music hit and the true general manager appeared on the stage! Tiffany couldn't believe her eyes. Kelly took advantage of the distraction and rolled Tiffany up for the win!
Sable said that Tiffany was as stupid as she looked (her words not mine) if she thought a table bump would keep her out of action forever. Sable said Tiffany's reign of terror is officially over, and she is reclaiming her position as general manager of Beautiful Persons. Sable admitted though that she admired the way Tiffany manipulated the system and had everyone in beautiful persons wrapped around her finger. She reminded her a little of herself. But respect doesn't stop her from wanting to "snatch her wig" as Tiffany always says. Sable if Tiffany wanted to be GM so badly, then why doesn't she try winning the position from her in a match this Sunday at SummerMania, in a no DQ cat fight. If Tiffany wins, then Sable will step down as General Manager of Beautiful Persons.
But if Tiffany is going to be a GM, then she can't be a competitor. GM's don't fight their employees, so GM's can't be champions. Sable stripped Tiffany of the womens championship and said we will decide the new champion this Sunday the same way Tiffany won the belt in the first place, in a 20-diva over the top rope battle royal. Sable told Tiffany that if she loses this Sunday, and Sable remains GM, she's going to make her life a living hell. Tiffany shot a death stare at Sable as the final show before SummerMania came to a close.

[Brandon]

Aww, you made everything right with Burkie.

Shame your original plans were thwarted by his injury, but you recovered smoothly. Your month was like an intricate puzzle and all of the pieces have fallen neatly into place.

I loved the part where Tiarnán had Morrison bound and gagged, lol. He gets creepier every month.

The consistency you've kept with Ashley/Jason/Jayzero and Jazz/Meanest Girls was thoughtful as well. Yay for continuity!

My favorite part was René pulling me to safety though.

[jayzero42690]

[Tiffany]

Jul 31, 2011 0:23:34 GMT -5 @jayzero42690 said:

The Beautiful Coalition started off No Fatties Allowed this week with a memorial set up for Burke in the ring. A black ring apron with white flowers surrounding a large portrait of Burke. Tiffany was even wearing all black with a veil covering her eyes while she fake cried into a handkerchief.

Kelly said that she actually visited Burke in the hospital over the weekend, which is something that Tiffany hadn't done. Tiffany said that she had a scheduled Mani-Pedi last weekend so she was unable to make the trip.

lmao, you have my character down perfectly tbh

Jul 31, 2011 0:23:34 GMT -5 @jayzero42690 said:

Sable admitted though that she admired the way Tiffany manipulated the system and had everyone in beautiful persons wrapped around her finger. She reminded her a little of herself.

aww!

[Tarry]

We're free!

[Burke]

Y'all are gonna pay when I come back. Burkie don't forget.

At least Kelly stuck by me.

[Mutant Couch]

Jul 31, 2011 9:00:27 GMT -5 Burke said:

Y'all are gonna pay when I come back. Burkie don't forget.

At least Kelly stuck by me.

You're probably behind that slut Lita coming back. I hope my character pulls her hair enough that it hurts... a lot.

[Brandon]

Jul 31, 2011 9:00:27 GMT -5 Burke said:

Y'all are gonna pay when I come back. Burkie don't forget.

[Burke]

Beautiful Persons presents…SummerMania!

[jayzero42690]

I can't post the write up because my brother unhooked the modern while I was at work and refuses to plug it in unless I help him move all his shit in our old roomates room and I'm not playing that bullshit and I'm not texting an entire writeup from my phone. Hopefully I'll have my Internet back by tomorrow. Sorry guys.

[jayzero42690]

A little bit of bitching goes a long way it seems

[Tarry]

I'd just like to point out that Randy Orton has never beaten me in singles action. He's not worthy of sharing the ring with me again.