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Post by jayzero42690 on Jul 16, 2011 1:46:47 GMT -5
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jul 16, 2011 2:51:47 GMT -5
I'm really enjoying Jayzero's run at the minute. I've liked them all, obviously, but this one has really captured us perfectly. I agree, Jayzero is having a great month. Especially after such a difficult act to follow! |
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Post by Burke on Jul 20, 2011 13:42:28 GMT -5
No Fatties Allowed Episode 21!                |
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Post by Tarry on Jul 20, 2011 13:46:02 GMT -5
Oh my God... Burke's gone mad!
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Post by Tiarnán on Jul 20, 2011 14:26:39 GMT -5
I do hope that when I interfere in MNM/Londrick, I scream in the referee's ear to break up a cover.
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jul 20, 2011 15:11:17 GMT -5
I'll post the write up later tonight or tomorrow. I'm busy today and have to work in a couple hours.
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Post by Tarry on Jul 22, 2011 11:01:53 GMT -5
I'll post the write up later tonight or tomorrow. I'm busy today and have to work in a couple hours. Come on... I need to see what was said in my Piper's Pit debut and the excange between Mal and I. |
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Post by Burke on Jul 27, 2011 15:09:50 GMT -5
We once again broke our all-time high ratings record! |
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Post by Brandon on Jul 27, 2011 15:16:33 GMT -5
My match with Maryse better be a pillow fight.
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Post by Tarry on Jul 27, 2011 15:26:22 GMT -5
Are we getting a write up this week or are we getting a repeat of last week? Just askin'
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jul 27, 2011 19:13:55 GMT -5
Your getting a supershow  (I didn't have a day off last week) |
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jul 28, 2011 3:26:39 GMT -5
Halfway down the road to SummerMania, we make a pit stop in (wherever the hell we are) for another exciting edition of No Fatties Allowed...
BP World champion Brandon kicked off the show this week with his business associate Rene Dupree, and expressed how excited he was to be facing the Miz at SummerMania. He said it was a dream come true, and besides himself and Rene of course, Miz was by far his title against a fellow Beautiful Person, and not a fat bitch like John Cena.
Miz came out and said that he also can't wait 'til SummerMania, just so he can take the belt off of Brandon. To which Brandon replied that he didn't need to wait until SummerMania to take his belt off. Miz replied with a snide "really?"and said that it's completely ridiculous that he has to face a joke champion like Brandon. The only reason Brandon is champion, is because Burke is a pussy whipped loser that can't keep his Jerry Springer show of a life behind closed doors. The fact that Brandon will go down in the history books as World Champion before him makes him sick, and the longer he holds the belt, the more meaningless it becomes.
Miz said he's anticipating SummerMania just as much as Brandon, because he doesn't like him, and he can't wait to bring prestige back to the title. And if Brandon thinks he's going to stoop down to the level of a pool or tuxedo match like he suggested last week, then he's sadly mistaken.
Brandon responded with a nonchalant "oh.... well in that case" before Rene attacked Miz from behind. Brandon and Rene double teamed the Miz and pummeled him in the corner. Rene held Miz down as Brandon delivered his patented stick face before picking Miz up and smacking him in the head with the title. Dupree then hit Miz with a Dupree Driver for good measure. Brandon held the belt over Miz's body and left the ring as Maryse ran down to check on her man. Brandon flaunted his belt on the ramp while Maryse cursed him out in French from the ring.
The first match of the night saw Edge go one on one with Cody Rhodes. A noticeable absence was Edge's main squeeze Jessica, who he had gotten into a heated argument with the week before. The end of the match seen the referee take a nasty tumble, and Cody Rhodes attempting to seize the opportunity by blasting Edge with a chair shot. Rhodes hit Edge with the Cross Rhodes, but out of nowhere Lita made her Beautiful Persons debut and appeared on the top rope out of the crowd, hitting Rhodes with a flying cross body! She hit Cody with a snap DDT onto the chair and dragged Edges arm over Cody giving him the win. Edge was in a daze, unaware of what was happening as Lita entered the ring, bent down, and planted a kiss on right on the lips. Edge snapped out of his daze and backed away from Lita, rolling out of the ring and walking up the ramp smearing the taste off his mouth.
Jessica confronted Edge as soon as he got to the back and started hitting him, not even giving him a chance to explain. Edge said he had nothing to do with Lita being here. Lita started calling him again and wouldn't take no for an answer. He swore that nothing happened. Jessica called him a liar and said they were done. Lita walked over to Edge and said that she was back, and he didn't need Jessica anymore. Edge told her to stay away from him and chased after Jessica.
Elsewhere backstage, John Morrison was having trouble finding Melina and his partner for the night, Zack Ryder. Tiarnan came up and said he had the perfect solution and brought in Morrison's former partner Joey Mercury. Morrison said that was a great idea but he still couldn't find Melina. Tiarnan offered to accompany them to the ring for her and Morrison agreed.
Morrison, Mercury, and Tiarnan came out to MNM's music, and Tiarnan even went through the trouble of bringing in a red carpet and hiring some paparazzi for their entrance. The match was a blast from the past as former rivals MNM and Londrick squared off. London hit Mercury with a 450 Splash and went for the cover, but it was broken up by Tiarnan who slid into the ring and screamed in the referee's face. Morrison picked up the win with the Starship Pain as Tiarnan jumped for joy and celebrated what seemed like one of the happiest moments of his life. Backstage, Melina busted open the door of a janitors closet and let out a scream as she walked towards the ring. Zack Ryder stumble out of the closet behind her in a daze.
Melina hit the ring and tackled Tiarnan mid celebration. Morrison grabbed Melina and pulled her off of Tiarnan as he rolled out of the ring and ran away. Mercury asked what was wrong with her and she kicked him in the kneecap and screamed towards Tiarnan, with Morrison trying to calm her down.
Up next was the much anticipated return of Piper's Pit. Piper said there's one name he's been hearing alot the last few weeks, William Burke. And he, like everybody else, wanted to know the answer to one question... why? Before Piper could introduce Burke, THE Tarrynator interrupted accompanied by Layla and Winter. Tarry said that he's sick of everybody talking about Burke. He's a former World Champion too. He's the reigning European Champion. And he's the leader of the single most dominate faction in the history of professional wrestling. And in case Piper forgot, he was supposed to be a guest on the show too. Piper told Tarry that nobody cared about him anymore. He lost the world title, he lost control of his faction, and since he's now taking orders from a woman, he apparently lost his balls too. Tarry tried to retort but Piper said no one cared what he had to say, and the only reason he was scheduled on the show, was because Tiffany needed someone to distract Piper from getting answers out of Burke. But that's what he was asked to do, and that's exactly what's going to happen.
Piper called out Burke who took his time before his music finally hit. His mixed reaction from last week had turned to solid boos. Piper said everyone was asking why, but he wanted to know a different question. He asked Burke if he had any self respect. Would a self respecting man turn his back on his fans? Would a self respecting man turn his back on the woman that loved him and kick her to the curb, sorry sweetheart, you're yesterdays news? And the thing that got Piper the most. Would a self respecting man spit in the face of all the legends that have ever held a world title, and all the men who shed blood, sweat and tears to reach the top but never quite made it, guys like Piper himself, and just give it all away to some angel wing wearing blonde headed bimbo that couldn't win a match to save his life?
Piper said Burke makes him sick. He would expect this kind of thing from Tarry, cause he's always been an ass, but Burke actually had potential. Piper said he actually shed a tear to see a fellow Glaswegian finally win a world championship, but then he spit in the face of Piper, his fans, and his country. Piper said the very sight of Burke makes him want to vomit. Burke told Piper that he was about as Scottish as Lady Gaga's left nut, and wasn't a true Glaswegian. So he could take his self respecting bullshit and shove it.
Piper became furious and swung at Burke. Burke and Tarry ganged up on Piper and beat him to the ground. The former European champion, Randy Orton, sprinted to the ring to help his fathers former partner. Burke took a few punches and rolled out of the ring to avoid further bodily harm. Orton took Tarry down with a few clotheslines and set him up for the RKO but Layla pushed Tarry down and out of the ring to save him. Burke, Tarry and Layla retreated up the ramp leaving Winter alone in the ring. Orton stared her down then looked at Tarry before planting Winter with an RKO. Piper used the ropes to pick himself up and told Burke if he wanted a fight, then meet him in the ring tonight! Burke said he was on.
An upset Tarry and Layla entered the GM's office. Brandon told Layla he had been looking for her. He asked if she thought it was cute hugging on Rene last week, because he didn't. Brandon told Layla to take her Pick-N-Save ring attire and Payless pumps and take a hike, because she was out of the Beautiful Coalition. Tarry got in Brandon's face and said he's tired of taking orders from the two of them. They wouldn't even be in charge if it wasn't for him. He decides who gets to be in his faction, not them. And if they want to keep their services so that the entire locker room doesn't turn of them and toss them in a dumpster out back, then they'll put a restraining order on that psychopath Randy Orton so what happened tonight doesn't happen again.
Tiffany and Brandon looked at eachother in disbelief. Tiffany rolled her eyes and agreed. If Orton comes anywhere near Tarry he would be fired. Tarry thanked them and tried walking away but Tiffany stopped him. She said the retraining order is only until SummerMania, where Tarry will defend his championship against Orton in a rematch.. Tiffany told Tarry not to forget the chain of command. She hired him, so she says what goes on around here. If it wasn't for her, Tarry wouldn't even be the European Champion right now. And if Sable were still in charge, the main event of SummerMania probably would've been Burke vs Jayzero with Tarry barely having a place on the card at all. He's only still relevant because she makes him relevant. If he wants to keep is little dog in the group that's fine, but if he ever talks to her that way again, then she'll show him just how loyal his men truly are. Tarry looked at Magnus, Williams and Barrett suspiciously before ordering them to leave for their match. As Tarry left the room, Tiffany informed him that his match at SummerMania, will be in a steel cage!
AJ caught up with Jason and Ashley backstage. Ashley informed everyone that Justin Gabriel suffered three broken ribs after being put through a table last week, and he may not be 100% by SummerMania. Jason said tonight, they're gonna get some payback on the Continental Coalition. And they did just that, picking up the win over Wade Barrett and Layla, infuriating Tarry even more. The CC entered the ring and attacked Ashley and Jason before Tarry called for Barrett to get another table. In a repeat of two weeks ago, Magnus and Williams laid Jason across the table, while Tarry held Ashley by the hair. Tarry set her up for a powerbomb but Jayzero made his return to NFA and sprinted down to the ring! Jayzero took out Magnus, Williams and Barrett before pouncing on Tarry, hitting him over and over again with viscous right hands. Magnus and Barrett pulled Jayzero off but Jason got up and helped even the odds. Tarry and Layla escaped as Jason and Jayzero cleared the ring of the Continental Coalition. They stared eachother down as Jason tended to Ashley. Jason gave Jayzero a respectful nod as thanks as he left the ring.
After a quick divas match, Burke was getting ready in his locker room. Kelly walked in and said that she doesn't know who he is anymore. She can't believe he chose Tiffany over her last week. He's letting Tiffany manipulate an use him and he doesn't even realize it. Kelly gave Burke back the necklace that he gave her and said not to call her ever again. Tiffany walked in and said that wouldn't be a problem, because he's moved on to bigger and better things. He got what he wanted to get out of Kelly, and he doesn't need her anymore. If anyone was used, it was her. Kelly lunged at Tiffany and they began throwing eachother around the room. Security poured into the room to break them up. Kelly challenged Tiffany to a no holds barred Cat Fight (street fight) next week. Tiffany laughed off the suggestion, but then agreed, appointing Burke as the special referee.
After things settled down backstage, Burke was ready for his main event match against Roddy Piper. Piper started the match with a slap across the face that sent Burke over the edge. Burke threw Piper into the corner and hit him with what seemed like endless closed fist hits to the temple. The referee tried to break it up, but Burke kept at it causing a DQ. Burke went outside the ring and grabbed a chair. He hit Piper on the back with the chair over and over again. Piper had become a bloody mess. John Cena had finally seen enough and rushed the ring. He couldn't touch Burke however, as per Tiffany's ruling last week, Kelly would be fired if Cena laid a finger on him. Burke told Cena you can't see me and hit Piper one last time over the head with a chair. He smiled and walked right past Cena as he left the ring, with Cena powerless to do anything. Burke smiled from the ramp while Cena checked on Piper as the show came to a close.
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jul 28, 2011 3:29:50 GMT -5
I'll have this weeks up soon
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jul 28, 2011 4:15:36 GMT -5
 BP superstar and former World Champion, Burke, suffered an ankle injury at the hands of John Cena during a recent house show event. Cena just couldn't take any more of Burke's taunting and sneak attacks and finally snapped. We'll find out this Wednesday on NFA if General Manager Tiffany will stick to her promise and fire Kelly Kelly as a result. Burke is scheduled to be out for 2 months. We here at beautifulpersons.com can't help but feel karma played a major role in these events. We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds. |
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Post by Brandon on Jul 28, 2011 7:07:17 GMT -5
Does Burkie need some bedside manner?  Too bad. |
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