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Post by Burke on Jul 6, 2011 14:48:41 GMT -5
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Post by Tarry on Jul 6, 2011 14:54:01 GMT -5
I really dislike Mr. Anderson but I feel the need to quote him right now... "Where's my freakin' rematch!?"
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Post by Burke on Jul 6, 2011 15:16:17 GMT -5
Mr. Anderson/Kennedy's vocabulary now includes actual words that aren't a part of his name?
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Post by Tiarnán on Jul 6, 2011 16:44:01 GMT -5
Is JoMo my new target then?
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jul 6, 2011 21:13:53 GMT -5
The sun is shining, the weather is hot, and the beaches are more crowded than Paris Hilton's naughty parts, which means we are officially on the road to SummerMania!!
Sable kicked off No Fatties Allowed this week with her boy toy Jayzero, and said that tonight was going to be a Summer Block Party to kick off the road to SummerMania. She announced a 10-Diva Bikini Battle Royal for the Womens Title, and said the BP World Title would also be defended as World Champion Burke will go one on one with friend and mentor John Cena!
Before Sable could make any more announcements, she was interrupted by the Meanest Girls, Brandon and Tiffany, accompanied by their new pet project Rene Dupree. Tiffany said that the Summer is a time of change. It's about out with the old and in with the new, and Sable is about as old as they get. Tiffany said that she is a born leader, and it's time she takes her rightful place as the General Manager of Beautiful Persons.
Sable told Tiffany not to sass her with her little prima donna attitude, cause she invented it. And she may not be the youngest diva in the locker room, but all her men still come to see her (she smiled at Jayzero), and all the women (turning her attention back towards Tiffany), well they clearly still want to be her. Tiffany laughed and asked why she would want to be Sable when she gets to be herself everyday. She didn't want to be Sable, she just wanted her job. And if Sable wasn't going to give it up lightly, then she was going to take it. Sable asked with what army, at which point the Continental Coalition stormed the ring through the crowd and attacked Sable and Jayzero.
Magnus grabbed a table from under the ring as Barrett and Williams laid Jayzero across it. Layla and Winter held Sable down for a slap from Tiffany before Tarry picked Sable up and powerbombed her through Jayzero and the table. Brandon and Tiffany stood over their motionless bodies and looked directly into the camera, the whole of the Continental Coalition and Rene Dupree standing behind them. Tiffany said that she's running Beautiful Persons from now on, and if anyone has a problem with that, then they can come talk to the Beautiful Coalition.
Even with our General Manager being stretchered out of the arena, the show must go on. And that it did, as Randy Orton successfully defended his European Championship against former protege Cody Rhodes. Orton was looking over his shoulder the entire match waiting for Tiarnan to appear out of the shadows but he surprisingly never showed.
Someone who was watching the match closely however was THE Tarrynator, watching from a monitor in the new GM's office. The Beautiful Coalition was rearranging at Dupree's orders while Brandon and Tiffany popped a celebratory bottle of champagne on the couch. Tarry complained that Tiffany didn't run any group name changes by him and reminded her that he still controls the CC. Tiffany told him not to worry, it's still his group, they just listen to her now. The name change was just a spur of the moment thing, and besides, her, Brandon, and Rene are the only beautiful members of the group anyway. Layla and Winter gasped in offense but Brandon told them not to act like it wasn't true.
Tarry demanded Tiffany hold up her end of the deal, so she and Brandon (reluctantly) handed over their Tag Team Championships to Magnus and Williams. Tiffany told Tarry that he would have to hold off on his promised World title match as they have plans for the belt. Tarry said he wanted a shot at the European Championship instead, because it represents his homeland, and it makes him sick to see it in the hands of a bloody yank wank (you guys talk like that right?) like Randy Orton. Tiffany agreed and made the match for next week.
Speaking of title matches, next up was a Triple Threat Tornado Tag match to determine the new number one contenders for the Tag Team Championships. AJ caught up with Jason and Justin Gabriel before the match and they seemed non too pleased about having to fight for a shot at the belts, when they should already be the champs in the first place. The match was a high spot spectacular with the finish coming from a 450 Splash to Chris Sabin from Gabriel. Even Ashley got involved at one point by performing a high cross body to the outside onto former teammates Paul London and Brian Kendrick. Who does she think she is? Lita? After the match, Gabriel got on the mic and said he doesn't care if they have to fight Brandon and Tiffany, or Magnus and Williams. After SummerMania, they will be the new BP Tag Team Champions.
We went back to AJ in the back who was with former European Champion Tiarnan. He said that he's been taking severe therapy sessions over the last week and he has finally come to his senses. He understands that Cody doesn't love him, and Randy doesn't want to be his friend. But most important, he understands what he's been doing wrong this whole time. He's been trying to be friends with his idols. He doesn't want to be friends with them... he wants to be his idol. The crazy smile returned to Tiarnans face as he left AJ scratching her head at the comment.
Leaving Psychoville, we arrived in world champion Burke's locker room. Kelly was showing off her swimsuit for the battle royal but Burke seemed a bit distracted. He said he had alot on his mind and needed some time to think. Kelly gave him a kiss and left him to his thoughts. I don't know about you, but if Kelly Kelly were in front of me in a bikini, that would be the only thing on my mind.
Back in the ring, John Morrison went one on one with Long Island Iced Z, Zack Ryder. Morrison was not accompanied by his Latin lover Melina, but her void was soon filled by the Irish Curse, Tiarnan. He stalked around the ring and cheered Morrison on from the outside. Ryder was about to finish Morrison off until Tiarnan let out a high pitched, blood curdling scream. Ryder was distracted long enough for Morrison to hit a kick to the head and a Starship Pain for the win. Tiarnan jumped for joy and walked back up the ramp grinning from ear to ear, while Morrison celebrated his victory, not sure what to make of Tiarnan's actions.
Back in the locker room, Jessica was giving Edge the same fashion show that Kelly was giving Burke earlier. Jessica left for her match just as Edge's phone rang. Edge seemed shocked by the number and told the person to stop calling him. After a bit of arguing, he agreed to meet with them on Monday night, but it would be the last time.
Up next was the moment everyone had bee waiting for, the 10-Diva Bikini Battle Royal. The BP Womens Champion Maryse led the pack followed by Kelly, Candice, Melina, Molly Holly, Jessica, and finally the Beautiful People; Velvet, Lacey, and Angelina. Out last was not Kaitlyn as was planned, but instead the brand new self proclaimed general manager Tiffany, wearing a black velvet robe to cover her bikini. She strutted past the ring and joined JR and Booker T on commentary.
Maryse took advantage of the distraction and eliminated Molly to start the match. Out next was Candice Michelle followed by Lacey Von Erich. Maryse and Melina teamed up to eliminate the Beautiful People, before Maryse turned on Melina and eliminated her as well. Fan favorite Jessica was out next, leaving Kelly and Maryse alone in the ring. Maryse threw Kelly over the top rope, but Kelly pulled herself back in before her feet could touch the floor. Maryse performed a celebratory hairflip before being clotheslined over the ropes by Kelly. Kelly jumped in excitement until Tiffany ran into the ring and tossed Kelly over the top rope to become the new BP Womens Champion! Kelly was on the verge of tears on the outside while Maryse kicked over the steel steps and shoved her hands in the fans faces. Tiffany stripped her black robe off to reveal a gold bikini matching her new belt, and posed for all the photographers at ringside.
A still visibly upset Maryse later stormed the GM's office but couldn't get past the door. "I want my title!" she screamed as she banged on Tiffany's door. She was met by Rene Dupree who told her the GM wasn't seeing anymore visitors tonight. "She's not the GM! I want my title! Je ne m'inquiète pas si je dois déchirer sa tête!". "Je vous suggère de partir avant que nous vous donner quelque chose à en pleurer" Rene responded. Brandon came to the door and told Maryse that they liked her, but all this complaining was causing her stock to plummet before shutting the door on her face.
Maryse screamed and turned around where the Miz was waiting for her. "Je ne peux pas le croire!" she screamed. Miz tried to calm her down and offered to take her shopping to cheer her up. Maryse sighed and held out her hand expectantly as Miz handed her his wallet and followed her as she stormed off.
Finally, in the main event, as promised, BP World Champion Burke defended his title against best friend John Cena. The match however, would not be one on one as Tiffany came on the screen before the match could start, flaunting her new belt. She said that the match would now be triple threat. The Meanest Girls music hit as Brandon walked down the ramp accompanied by Rene Dupree. Cena and Burke worked together against Brandon for the first half of the match, but the alliance was soon tested when Cena went for a pin that was broken up by Burke. The two began fighting giving Brandon a chance to get back in the action, at one point even delivering his patented stinkface to Burke.
The match became very interesting when Brandon shoved Burke into the referee, knocking him out and causing him to fall outside of the ring. Rene seen his opportunity and took it, helping Brandon with the double team on Burke. Cena made his trademark superman comeback however and hit Dupree with an Attitude Adjustment. Brandon grabbed a chair from the outside and ran at Cena. Cena ducked and hit Brandon with a spin out powerbomb. With Brandon laid out in the middle of the ring, Cena waved his hand in front of his face and hit Brandon with a Five-Knuckle Shuffle. Cena stood up and was met with a chair shot by Burke! The crowd was stunned. Burke tossed the chair down and sat back in the corner. Dupree threw the referee back into the ring as Brandon made the cover on Cena to become the new BP World Champion as Burke just sat back and watched.
Tiffany and the rest of the Beautiful Coalition came out to celebrate as Rene hoisted Brandon onto his shoulders. Tiffany walked over to Burke, who was looking down, half regretting what he had done, and gave him a big hug. The fans booed and began throwing trash in the ring. Rene shielded Brandon and Tiffany as they ran from the debris, Brandon even shoving Layla out of his way and into the path of an oncoming Pepsi. Burke slowly walked to the back surrounded by the Coalition looking down, unphased by the debris thrown at him. JR and Booker T questioned what they had just seen as the show came to a close and asked the one question everyone wanted to know... Why, Burke? Why?
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Post by Brandon on Jul 6, 2011 21:28:01 GMT -5
Oh. My. God. That was literally, the best write up yet. I was laughing sooo hard at the main event. It was only a matter of time before Burke got a whiff of the Stink Face! That promo between Tiffany and Sable is totally what would go down if their heel selves ever came face to face. And I loved Maryse and René going back and forth in French. I lol'd at him guarding the GM office like a club bouncer. We've probably already turned it into a boudoir. The bikini battle royal was a cute touch, especially since your theme is summer. I'm sure there were water balloons/guns involved as well. To be honest, I wasn't sure about how everything was gonna work when I first read the results, but you made it all come together with the write up. I'm excited for next week!
Oh, and lmao @ me pushing Layla into that Pepsi. She better ask somebody!
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Post by Tiarnán on Jul 7, 2011 0:48:44 GMT -5
 You stole my idea. I was going to turn me into a Melina impersonator during my next turn. But whatever, brilliant. I agree that it was probably the best one yet, lol. I particularly enjoyed the Tiffany/Sable showdown. |
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Post by Tarry on Jul 7, 2011 8:10:21 GMT -5
Beautiful Coalition is everything Immortal wish they themselves were tbh.
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Post by Tarry on Jul 7, 2011 9:07:27 GMT -5
bloody yank wank (you guys talk like that right?)  ... no. You were close though. It should have been, "Bloody yank wanker." |
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Post by Burke on Jul 7, 2011 16:17:05 GMT -5
^The forming of Beautiful Coalition tbh. With John Cena playing the role of Goldberg/victim.
We did it way better than WCW though.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jul 9, 2011 17:53:46 GMT -5
![]() Edge seemed shocked by the number and told the person to stop calling him. After a bit of arguing, he agreed to meet with them on Monday night, but it would be the last time.[/img] OMG. Jason is cheating on Justin with Edge. |
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Post by Burke on Jul 13, 2011 13:10:49 GMT -5
That's our highest TV rating yet. Probably cause Kelly was main eventing! |
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Post by Brandon on Jul 13, 2011 13:20:10 GMT -5
René Duprée and Layla?  This better be one good write up... |
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Post by Tarry on Jul 13, 2011 13:27:42 GMT -5
Nice to see Winter finally earning her keep.
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jul 13, 2011 14:20:01 GMT -5
Oh snaps. Gimme an hour. I'll have a write-up for you guys.  I'm amazed. They turned the entire series into a 5 second gif. |
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