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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2014 19:46:28 GMT -5
I just realised that big rectangle on the PS4 controller in between share and options is actually a button that can be pressed.  |
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Post by Wolfgang on Nov 24, 2014 3:26:48 GMT -5
Silly goose...I totally realized that straight away...after a few hours...eventually.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 5, 2015 19:12:48 GMT -5
I literally just found that Milena Roucka and Rosa Mendes are the same person. Uh, EC3 is Derrick Bateman? Oops. |
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Post by Burke on Jan 17, 2015 12:12:40 GMT -5
I got a new phone and took it home then realised that I don't have a working SIM for it. I thought I could just take the one from my old phone and put it in this. I can't.  It's sitting here looking all pretty and shiny and I can't even play with it until I go back to the shop tomorrow. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Mar 24, 2015 14:49:38 GMT -5
I accidentally bought my dog a kid's potty chair thinking it was a dog bowl. I can't even defend that mistake at all.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Apr 19, 2015 2:13:10 GMT -5
My phone has been MIA for a couple of days. I just found it... underneath a piece of mail on my end table.
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Post by Brandon on Apr 19, 2015 14:21:38 GMT -5
My phone has been MIA for a couple of days. I just found it... underneath a piece of mail on my end table. Yeah, the same thing happened to me recently with my W-2. I found it the day after the deadline to file.  Luckily they were still accepted though. |
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Post by Burke on May 1, 2015 19:33:34 GMT -5
I thought Ice T was white for years.
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Post by Burke on Jul 15, 2015 15:29:19 GMT -5
I was hungry so I threw on a pot noodle that I found in the cupboard. I ate three quarters of it before happening to take a look at the box and seeing that it had an expiration date of February 2015.  |
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Post by Brandon on Jul 15, 2015 16:22:35 GMT -5
I hope Minstrel laughed at you.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jul 15, 2015 18:14:15 GMT -5
As in a noodle made of pot? Food from the UK just keeps sounding more and more repulsive. No offense Tarry. |
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Post by Tarry on Aug 2, 2015 7:49:01 GMT -5
Pot Noodle is the shit.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 11, 2015 23:40:06 GMT -5
Earlier I was playing online blackjack and won $200. Then I realized I was in the demo mode instead of the actual cash mode. It was rough.
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Post by Brandon on Nov 25, 2015 20:48:12 GMT -5
Today I signed up for a gym membership and bought some Muscle Milk to make protein shakes with after my workout. I've never done the protein shakes before but I wanna bulk up and my friend warned me in advance that they're really, really nasty. So I got home and started to fix up a shake and it says to use 2/3 cups of powder. Well, like I said I wanna bulk up, so I went ahead and did three cups. Plus my friend told me that he thinks they taste better if they're a little thicker. Well, I mix the three cups with 10 oz of water and shake it all up, and it's honestly as thick as mud. I had to force myself to drink it before it was too late to be effective, and was chugging this thing like I was on Fear Factor, but it was so thick I literally had to keep stopping to chew it. But I was like, no, this is normal, this is what my friend meant by they're really nasty.
Fast forward to like two hours later, and it suddenly dawns on me that when they said 2/3 cups, they were probably talking about the actual small, plastic cup that I found in the container as I was scooping the powder out, and not the actual measuring cup that I used.
So, I used about three times as much powder as I was supposed to.
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Post by Burke on Nov 26, 2015 13:35:07 GMT -5
Have you considered steroids? |
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