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Post by Brandon on Aug 1, 2012 0:37:11 GMT -5
I seem to always mess up left and right when I'm reading a map/looking at the GPS or giving directions. Oh my God, me too. I was giving someone directions to my house earlier and I was like "Yeah, take a . . . left? No! A right. Yeah, a right." It's so embarrassing. |
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Post by jayzero42690 on Aug 1, 2012 0:40:30 GMT -5
I embrace my dyslexia. Everyone I know pretty much knows to go the opposite way of what I say.
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Post by Tarry on Aug 19, 2012 14:46:06 GMT -5
I've only just realised, after three years, that Chris Hemsworth plays George Kirk in the Star Trek reboot. I thought Chris Pine was playing both James and George this whole time. I feel really stupid right now.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 26, 2012 9:42:10 GMT -5
via BBM:
Me: "Have a good first day back at school. <3"
Mal: "Girl it's Sunday."
Me: "Oh, lol."
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Post by Brandon on Sept 12, 2012 17:32:33 GMT -5
Guy: "Hey, are you related to Ashleigh _________ by any chance?"
Me: *Thinks about it and shrugs.* "I don't think so."
(Nine hours later)
Me: "Oh yeah, that's my first cousin."
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Post by Brandon on Sept 26, 2012 4:29:34 GMT -5
(Me in the car just now on the way to get breakfast.)
Me: "Oh my God, it's so cold."
Me: "Oh my God. It's so cold."
Me: "Why is it not getting warm?"
*Looks and sees that the cool air is turnt all the way up.*
Me: "The fuck?!"
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Post by Brandon on Mar 28, 2013 14:50:16 GMT -5
Plugged my iPod into the computer to charge. Came back several hours later and realized I shut the computer down when I left the room.  |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Mar 29, 2013 22:45:48 GMT -5
 So... that awkward moment when you're all like, "yeah, he's hot" and then it's a sex doll. |
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Post by Brandon on Mar 30, 2013 0:52:14 GMT -5
The haircut is a little too Lisa Rinna for me.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Mar 30, 2013 1:25:01 GMT -5
I think this is the same one without the hair: Just to be nice to anyone that doesn't want to see fake pubes.  I understand Lars and the Real Girl so much better now. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jun 5, 2013 22:37:27 GMT -5
 So, nut picks do not work to uncork wine. They do break off in the cork though. I then tried a screwdriver and um, that's what happened. I really need to buy a new corkscrew. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Dec 30, 2013 8:53:39 GMT -5
 I didn't read the thread title and just assumed Jay was responding to the gif. |
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Post by Burke on Dec 30, 2013 17:25:30 GMT -5
I only recently realised that G.I. Joe was a group of people. I never really watched any of the movies or cartoon or anything. I thought it was just one guy named Joe.
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Post by Burke on May 30, 2014 11:29:47 GMT -5
I just realised that GIF is supposed to be pronounced jiff. All these years I've always thought it was just gif - like how you'd say gift if the T was silent.
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Post by Brandon on May 30, 2014 11:33:38 GMT -5
I just realised that GIF is supposed to be pronounced jiff. All these years I've always thought it was just gif - like how you'd say gift if the T was silent. The worst kind of people. |
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