Funny/Dumb/Etc Wrestling Comments

[Brandon]

He's so borderline overweight.

[Burke]

I hate Colt Cabana.

[jayzero42690]

If you don't follow the Iron Sheik on Twitter, you're not living:

"I love the friday like the cold beer make me happy hulk hogan go fuck yourself #teamsheikie"

"Fuck the Glee"

"Red rose and go fuck yourself"

"Fuck the thursday worse than the Tiger Woods wife"

"Good night happy valentines day tomorrow and go fuck yourself #teamsheikie"

"New olympic sport is who has smaller dick than Hulk Hogan #SaveOlympicWrestling"

"Goodnight and Fuck the North Korea #teamsheikie"

"Fuck the monday in the ass"

[jayzero42690]

From this weeks IGN wrestling wrap up:

(On the subject of WrestleMania) What will Sheamus do? Aside from just being a total jerk-off that is. God, poor Wade Barrett was out there last night hyping the next WWE Studio film, which actually - holy hell - looks halfway decent and Sheamus comes out and is like "You're in the film, but you're terrible."

Guess who's not in the movie? Volcano Fro!

I mean, the thing about Barrett is that he's a heel, but not a full heel. He beats people clean. He doesn't regularly insult the crowd or their local sports teams. He just, for the most part, dominates when given the chance. And his speech about Dead Man Down wasn't even that heel-ish. Hell, I want Barrett to become a giant movie star now just to spite Sheamus. Again, it circles back to how if you're popular you can just be an outright prick. Like James Potter. Always picking on poor Snape. I hope Sheamus' kids can one day see what an a-hole car thief their father was through the means of, like, a Pensieve. F*** it. I hope Barrett wins an Oscar one day and then bashes Sheamus in the mouth with it.

Oh, and Randy Orton. Criticizing Kane for hugging? And acting like Barney the Dinosaur? HOW COULD THEY NOT USE THIS PICTURE OF RANDY ORTON HUGGING BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!!!??

[Burke]

Feb 20, 2013 10:27:11 GMT -5 @jayzero42690 said:

Orton looks psychotically happy. And Barney looks like he's both terrified and trying to put on a brave face at the same time.

Orton: "Smile for this picture and make it look convincing or I'll break your goddamn neck."

After the picture, *RKO* *Punt* *Barney is carried out on a stretcher*

[Angelwings]

Courtesy of some jackass on tumblr -


“Kelly Kelly was used to brainwash people as Propaganda in WWE. WWE shoved her down our throats trying to get us to believe that she had the face, the body, the look, the style and that she was what a good ‘Diva’ should be. It’s no different to what Hitler did in World War 2 with that Aryan race bullshit. People shouldn’t fall for the Kelly Kelly Propaganda though because she was the last thing a Diva should be which is talentless. Kelly Kelly is the most overrated Diva ever.”

Hitler? Really? Seriously?

[Brandon]

"It felt like two 7 year olds playing WWE '13."

- On Rock vs. Cena consisting of so many finishers since they don't know any other moves.

[jayzero42690]

therealironsheik
The @morgan_murphy remind me of the Elizabeth not because Macho Man the cheap Jew son of a bitch never buy her hot dog but because she was the real lady to me and I never forget her.

[Brandon]

In recent years, on her Twitter account, interviews and videos, Maria is in a love/hate relationship with WWE, the Bella Twins, and other past divas, depending on whether or not a potential WWE contract is in front of her. With Maria's history of being a headache backstage, combined with her bitter and hypocritical behavior in recent years, her 2013 return to WWE was cancelled.

It has been speculated that Maria's cyberbullying conflicted with WWE's anti-bullying campaign, as she has spent her post-WWE life baselessly attacking others. It is interesting to note that all of the divas Maria has attacked are former Divas Champions, a title that Maria failed to ever capture.

Maria is not hated by all WWE Divas, as she does spend a good number of hours buttering up some of them on Twitter so she can seem friendly and supportive, and to have some relevance in the wrestling world.
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Some quotes about Maria, which point to her being a liar, jealous, thinking she knew more about wrestling than veterans, excessively flirting with men at the Green Iguana, and having a bad work ethic in OVW -

Melina Perez on Twitter in 2010: "Sometimes [Maria] liked to believe she knew more about wrestling than the other girls or myself. I just always smiled and thought, that's Maria! ... I wish [she] can find it in [her] soul to be honest one day. To tell THE TRUTH."

JJ Garcia (brother of the Bella Twins) on Twitter in 2013: "I remember meeting Maria in Florida and how she was trying to get on every dude at the Iguana! Jealously isn't a good look!"

Jim Cornette in Powerslam Magazine: "Marie, Maria, whatever. Another useless (woman) they foisted off on me. You know, I was running a wrestling school. Maria hadn't wrestled, didn't like wrestling, and didn't wanna fucking wrestle. I don't know what the fuck she was doing there. I was expected to use her on television, so she could practice her interviewing... She couldn't even remember the names of the people she was interviewing. WWE wanted her on our show live. I told them the last time she was live, she couldn't remember the wrestlers names, so I was putting her in a pre-tape."

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*Back flips into my casket*

[Brandon]

I just screamed for ten seconds straight.

[Brandon]

- This is random, but when I first saw this outfit in the Gaga video it reminded me of when my queen Sable got disqualified in that bikini contest against Jacqueline at Fully Loaded in '98. And yes, I used to watch WWF religiously.

[Brandon]

- The best seduction tactic known to mankind.

[Deleted]

lol I didn't even notice that was Sandow. That was more than a gentleman's glance

[Brandon]

Darren Young is doing for gays what Sable did for women in the 90s - Malfunkshun

[Brandon]

True tea.

#RiseUpDivasRise

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