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"Rosa Mendes, at the moment, is the worst she's ever looked."

"The Bella Twins aren't anything special to look at. Nikki is slightly better looking than Brie."

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Velvet should definitely be cool come Lockdown with all the shade being thrown on her in this thread.

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[Tarry]

Apr 10, 2012 16:34:00 GMT -5 @zino said:

Velvet should definitely be cool come Lockdown with all the shade being thrown on her in this thread.

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Excluding the "she can't wrestle" comments, most of them make valid points.

Gail Kim vs. Sarita or Angelina would be a better fit for Lockdown. Velvet should go to the WWE. And a multi-woman match could have been more fun.

[jayzero42690]

Big Show is a nice fellow. He’s extremely talented and passionate. And, as we saw last week, he gives good cry. He’s managed to remain relevant way longer than most big men in the business. But I still usually choose his time on screen as my time to go nuke up some hot pockets. Maybe take out the trash. Rinse some dishes and put them in the washer. Now some of you might say that I should save that kind of busy work for Diva matches, but honestly they don’t give me near enough time to get s*** done.

[Tarry]

"I feel like Maryse is trying too hard to be one of those “fashionistas”~ that run around with a little poodle tucked into their handbags but instead she holds him in her hand like he’s some sort of accessory to her outfit."

... or you know, she could just love her dog.

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Finally something I agree with.

[Brandon]

Jun 20, 2012 14:18:50 GMT -5 @zino said:

Finally something I agree with.

lol, Mal submitted that.

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I don't even know what to think about that. Dead.

[jayzero42690]

Thankfully, the swell of stories about how RAW has more episodes than Gunsmoke and The Simpsons is almost over. Again, I've beaten this horse to glue but...it's not the same race. Or even a race at all. They say RAW is a "weekly episodic TV show" - which is true - but none of the other shows are. They're not weekly. Sure, when they air new episodes, they're a week apart. But they're not weekly. They'll be weekly for about four weeks and then they'll take a break. Long breaks. Breaks longer than the four weeks they ran original episodes. You know what's weekly with no repeats? The Sunday Times. My pool guy. It's like when my son races up the stairs and says "I win. I beat you." And then after I get through grounding him for two months with no TV or desert and removing the door from his bedroom, I explain to him that we weren't in a race just because he said we were in a race.

God I agree with this statement so damn much. I roll my eyes everytime their stupid graph comes up. Of course you've had more episodes than the Simpsons! You've been on TV almost the same amount of time, but they don't come on every week, you do! You know what has more than 1000 episodes WWE? Ellen, The Tonight Show, Good Day LA. Why don't you show them in your little graph? You comparing yourself to Simpsons is just like them comparing themselves to you. The one that put it over the top was Monday Night Football this past week. Oh you mean Monday Night Football that comes on 17 times a year, WWE? That Monday Night Football?

I love that Simpson's and MNF can count enough for them to brag about having more episodes, but the don't count enough so they can have their "Longest Weekly Episodic Television Show" record. lol. Considering they've both been on the air much longer than Raw. God WWE gets on my nerves.

1000 episodes means jack shit imo. They should've put this hype behind the 20th Anniversary in a few months. That's something to brag about. Sorry it just irritates the fuck out of me and with the 1000th episode coming up this week this was my last chance to get it off my chest. Rant done.

[Angelwings]

I saw this (among much other crap) regarding the whole Dawn Marie controversy -

so there are starving children starving to death on the street and you want us to donate our hard earned money to some faggot wrestler lol?

I really don't know what to say.

And people wonder why many (myself included at times) think lowly of some so called "wrestling fans."

[Brandon]

Some gems regarding last night's Divas match:

That was bad. What was that that just flew out the window? Hey, that was Kaitlyn's push...

Eve was owning it, playing her character to PERFECTION. Kaitlyn played ignorant very well as well. Well hopefully she was playing, you never really know.

[jayzero42690]

"The funny thing about the end of the Night of Champions match though was...we all just naturally assumed Cena was doing a crappy-looking German suplex pin. That his shoulders were on the mat because there was no way that he'd be able to do that move without it looking like total garbage.


Exhibit Q: Just look at Cena selling the crossface



What's he thinking about here? A DIY kitchen cabinet project? Is he trying to reorganize his Netflix queue in his head? Because if he is, tell him to watch Up in the Air already!


Most of the finesse moves Cena tries to pull off look like ass. So why wouldn't a German off the top rope be any different? So yeah, I thought he'd won. Yes, it was odd for the match to have ended without a standard finisher, or finish that we'd seen before, but I never thought that Cena's inability to bridge his Franken-neck would actually become part of the storyline."

~ IGN

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These people have no fucking lives.

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[Tarry]

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I saw that comment from him. It was completely unnecessary and cheap.