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Post by Burke on Sept 22, 2010 18:26:22 GMT -5
I seriously think I’m addicted to these. Feel free to share your favorites if you also can't get enough of these cheap ass horror movies.
I'm currently watching Bikini Girls On Ice right now on the UK Horror Channel.
This is awesome. LMAO at the wannabe Jason/Michael Myers.
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Post by Brandon on Sept 22, 2010 19:10:52 GMT -5
This is perhaps the second best thread idea on all of Beautiful Persons, just behind the Maryse Appreciation Thread.
Insecticidal is a must see movie that I swear by. It's about this nerdy sorority girl who does all of these experimentations with bugs. She makes this pesticide and the token bitch sprays it on the bugs to kill them, which actually causes them to grow to massive proportions. Horror hilarity ensues and the girls fight to survive the night, which all boils down to the climactic final confrontation at the end. Do yourself a favor and watch this, a.s.a.p.!
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Post by Burke on Sept 22, 2010 20:15:38 GMT -5
I really need to see that. The faker the monsters etc look in these movie the better. It just adds to the hilarity. Those bugs there genuinly made me lol.
Alien Abduction: Incident In Lake County is probably my all time favorite. I’m sure I’ve already expressed my love for that movie before though. It’s just so fucking funny. Also notable for having an early role for Entourage hottie Emmanuelle Chriqui as the annoying girlfriend who gets possessed.
I know you’re a connoisseur of late night horror movies, so have you ever saw “Bigfoot At Holler Creek”? It starts here in half an hour. I have to be up early for work but the synopsis for this has me tempted to stay up and watch. “A rampaging Bigfoot terrorises a group of horny youngsters running around his woodland backyard. Starring porn legend Ron Jeremy.” I don't see how this one can fail.
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Post by Brandon on Sept 22, 2010 20:19:25 GMT -5
Entourage hottie Emmanuelle Chriqui as the annoying girlfriend Doesn't she always play the annoying girlfriend in these movies? lol Starring porn legend Ron Jeremy. Is he playing Bigfoot? Wait, a movie about sexy co-eds with the word "holler" in the title? I'm suing. |
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Post by Burke on Sept 22, 2010 20:30:45 GMT -5
Entourage hottie Emmanuelle Chriqui as the annoying girlfriend Doesn't she always play the annoying girlfriend in these movies? lol Starring porn legend Ron Jeremy. Is he playing Bigfoot? Wait, a movie about sexy co-eds with the word hollering in the title? I'm suing. Lol. This and Entourage are the only things I think I've ever saw her in tbh. I sincerely hope he is. I'll find out soon enough. You should. Blood Surf is another good one. |
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Post by Brandon on Sept 22, 2010 20:36:10 GMT -5
^ lol, I think I've seen that one actually. I remember the scene where the dock was collapsing behind them, as well as that dude's bad bleach job.
Shout out to Pterodactyl, starring Coolio.
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Post by Burke on Sept 22, 2010 20:40:25 GMT -5
I always thought the only worthwhile thing Coolio ever brought to the world was the Kenan & Kel theme song. It seems I was wrong.
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Post by Burke on Sept 22, 2010 20:42:03 GMT -5
^ lol, I think I've seen that one actually. I remember the scene where the dock was collapsing behind them, as well as that dude's bad bleach job. He always reminded me of Scotty 2 Hotty.  |
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Post by Brandon on Sept 22, 2010 20:44:47 GMT -5
^ lol, I think I've seen that one actually. I remember the scene where the dock was collapsing behind them, as well as that dude's bad bleach job. He always reminded me of Scotty 2 Hotty. You're right. The goatee is what really sets it off. |
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Post by Burke on Sept 22, 2010 20:49:03 GMT -5
I think I’m going to save Holler Creek for another time. I’ll be sure to name drop a bunch more of these at a later date. I'm pretty sure I have an endless supply, lol.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Sept 23, 2010 10:29:31 GMT -5
It's funny that Sci-fi also did Tin Man, which was legitimately good.
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Post by Brandon on Sept 23, 2010 12:43:17 GMT -5
^ I love when Chelan Simmons goes all Buffy on the Chupacabra with her aerobics routine.
Okay, this is really just an awful fucking movie. The yeti just likes like an unfortunate looking man with cotton balls glued to his body, the cast of co-eds all look like a bunch of 30 year olds, but Crystal Lowe is in it, therefore it is an awesome late night horror/Sci-Fi channel movie by default.
This is one is a little bit better as far as Bigfoot flicks go. If nothing else, Cerina Vincent has like, the best movie cleavage since the blonde girl from Insecticidal.
Now this is by far the best Bigfoot adaptation I've seen. The part where he goes ape shit on the group of girls is just amazeballs.
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Post by Burke on Sept 27, 2010 9:00:27 GMT -5
I got home last night in a zombie like state and managed to catch the end of Wrestlemaniac on The Horror Channel. I’ve been wanting to see that for ages. From what I could make out, it was brilliant.
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Post by Brandon on Sept 27, 2010 11:17:26 GMT -5
I've wanted to see this since Leyla Melani was pimping it. I saw it once at Best Buy for like $20, but obviously wasn't trying to pay for that. Now I may have to look into bootlegging it. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Oct 23, 2010 18:56:21 GMT -5
Not Sci-fi channel, but this was incredible and really feels like it deserves to be here.  |
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