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Post by Tiarnán on Jul 29, 2013 11:11:59 GMT -5
eva marie is the only one i didn't really like, she talks like a robot. and i could do without the cena scenes to be honest. otherwise i liked it a lot.
total diva rank week 1: 1. naomi 2. brie 3. cameron 4. jojo 5. natalya 6. nikki 7. eva marie 8. evil jane from talent relations
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Post by Brandon on Jul 29, 2013 12:22:06 GMT -5
i could do without the cena scenes to be honest. Boy bye. Last night cemented that John Cena is a gift to this Earth from God. I had snot bubbles I was crying so hard when he was macking on Nikki and bought her a Range Rover. But you're on the money about that bitch Jane, though. As for my ranking, the stars of this are clearly the twins - namely Nikki. Ariane brought the heat too, and surprisingly Nattie. When she was candidly spilling the tea about the twins, I caught myself looking around like, "Should she really be divulging this?" I found Trinity to be a bit bland. I'm not convinced she would have made the show if it weren't for Ariane. She said she felt uncomfortable having the cameras in her personal life, and it shows. Jo-Jo doesn't bother me like I suspected she would, but she's really just Eva Marie's shadow so far. Yassss @ Eva Marie defying Jane.
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Post by Burke on Jul 29, 2013 12:32:21 GMT -5
I’m 20 minutes in and it’s already better than I thought it would be.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 29, 2013 12:37:36 GMT -5
I’m 20 minutes in and it’s already better than I thought it would be. I can't imagine who could have predicted that. Wait. Yes I can.
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Post by Tiarnán on Jul 29, 2013 12:37:57 GMT -5
it's the notebook stuff that i was cringing at. the marriage bit too but hopefully that's done for now. i like brie and d-bry better.
i loved naomi/trinity in it. she seemed to genuinely care about cameron and i got a little sad when she walked out of the room in tears at the end. cameron is way prettier than her boyf.
nattie was good but a bit whiney.
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Post by Tiarnán on Jul 29, 2013 12:42:01 GMT -5
some gems from the lovely, classy maria on twitter:
"Hahahaha ha!!!! The Bellas are vets?"
"The audacity these untalented broads have. Then you have Nattie who rocks and is an absolute sweetheart."
Q: "Are the Bellas talented at anything?" Maria: "Yes. Can you guess what?"
"Every time the Bellas say they are vets it makes me want to vomit!"
"N Bella, "We've been together for 5 minutes, lets get married." JC, "My divorce hasn't been finalized, I can't."
"Awwwww poor Bellas. Kharma is a b---h. @totaldivase but I feel bad for the Funkadactyls."
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Post by Brandon on Jul 29, 2013 12:46:22 GMT -5
Sweet of her to contribute to their ratings. <3
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Post by Tiarnán on Jul 29, 2013 12:53:23 GMT -5
it did really well apparently.
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Post by Tarry on Jul 29, 2013 12:55:18 GMT -5
Oh wow, wise words from Maria "The Wrestling Goddess" Kanellis
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Post by Tiarnán on Jul 29, 2013 12:57:21 GMT -5
maria knows everything there is to know about wrestling. she works for roh you see.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 29, 2013 12:57:27 GMT -5
Just read Maria to filth on Twitter. Y'all go re-tweet.
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Post by Burke on Jul 29, 2013 13:20:47 GMT -5
I love Cameron, Naomi and the Bellas. And I hope to see more of Cena and Bryan (and Brie’s dog) in future episodes.
Eva Marie was hot as hell as a brunette. And JoJo got like a tenth of the screen time the other six girls got. Did she do anything other than stand around in the background and awkwardly laugh at what the adults were talking about? For a second I thought it was bring your kid to work day or something.
Lol, Natalya can’t really have been surprised that she wasn’t booked in a match for WrestleMania. She doesn’t even get booked for the smaller PPV’s or even RAW 90% of the time. I wonder if that Jane head of talent relations woman had to go up to the Jinder Mahal’s and the Curt Hawkins’ also and inform them that they wouldn’t make the card and they’re like “no shit.” I don't like her. I wish John Laurinaitis or JR still held that position right now just for the sake of this show.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 29, 2013 13:32:25 GMT -5
JoJo got like a tenth of the screen time the other five girls got. Did she do anything other than stand around in the background and awkwardly laugh at what the adults were talking about? For a second I thought it was bring your kid to work day or something. Someone asked if she's Eva Marie's valet.
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Post by Burke on Jul 29, 2013 13:36:17 GMT -5
"I find it interesting that John can get you a Range Rover but not a ring."
My boy D-Bry stirring the shit.
I really hope they bring the Bellas into their storyline on RAW.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 29, 2013 13:38:57 GMT -5
"I find it interesting that John can get you a Range Rover but not a ring." That was over the top shade. He tried it. Speaking of fabulous gifts, I really hope Ariane's boyfriend is a baller, because...
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