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Post by Brandon on Aug 3, 2011 12:36:20 GMT -5
 As Elisabetta Canalis screams at the non-disclosure agreement she signed banning her from saying some escandaloso shit about George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, heiress to the Keebler Elf Empire (she wishes), is about to sign her own non-disclosure agreement right after she unpacks her bags into the armoire labeled "temporary bitches" at his Lake Como villa. Life & Style says that the wet spot on George's bed left by Elisabetta's greasy skin hasn't even dried yet, but he's already picking up a new piece.
A source blurted out that George and former WWE star and Dancing with the Stars loser Stacy Keibler have been friendly for a long time, but now that they're both single they're ready to bone on each other part-time. The source went on to say that even though Stacy has recently spent some time with George at his villa in Lake Como, Italy, she's not looking to get a job as his full-time trophy and he feels the same way (DURR). "He's enjoying spending time with Stacy, but he just got out of a two-year relationship. George isn't ready for anything serious. This fling is purely for fun," said the same source.
Uh huh. That's what all those hos say. (In Sarah Larson's robot call girl voice) "I don't want to marry him! We're just having fun! We're just fucking! I don't want to be his wife!" Then when she's massaging his prostate with three fingers during fuck times, she just can't help herself and softly whispers, "Wouldn't this be so much better if I was wearing a wedding ring?" Record scratches, lights come on and security breaks down the door to drag yet another big-dreaming ho away. Hopefully, Stacy learns from the Sarah Larsons before her...
There's only one rule in The George Clooney Girlfriend Club, don't talk about MAAAAARRRRRRIIIIIAAAAAAGE. |
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Post by Burke on Aug 3, 2011 16:59:11 GMT -5
I hate George Clooney.
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Post by Tiarnán on Aug 3, 2011 17:04:54 GMT -5
Is it wrong that aside from recognising his name I don't know what this guy looks like? That picture doesn't count.
I'm ALWAYS like that with famous actors. I only just found out who Tom Cruise was because he married Katie Holmes.
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Post by Tarry on Aug 3, 2011 17:09:59 GMT -5
She can do so much better.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 3, 2011 17:10:49 GMT -5
Is it wrong that aside from recognising his name I don't know what this guy looks like? That picture doesn't count. You never even saw Batman & Robin? |
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Post by Tarry on Aug 3, 2011 17:12:42 GMT -5
You never even saw Batman & Robin? How dare you mention that monstrosity! I loved it. Alicia Silverstone in leather? Nice. |
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Post by Tiarnán on Aug 4, 2011 12:59:44 GMT -5
I did see it, but years and years ago. Who was he in it?
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Post by Tarry on Aug 4, 2011 13:08:52 GMT -5
I did see it, but years and years ago. Who was he in it? Batman. |
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Post by jayzero42690 on Aug 4, 2011 17:21:54 GMT -5
Why is a story about Stacy Kiebler not in Sexy Womens? More importantly, why is a story about George Clooney not in sexy mens?
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Post by Tarry on Aug 6, 2011 3:09:58 GMT -5
Some tabloids are reporting that after Stacy Keibler cryptically wrote on Twitter how much fun she was having in Lake Como, Italy, a resort area George Clooney reigns over, the reclusive A-list actor told her to pack her bags and leave.
The former Miss Hancock has since returned to the United States as she was spotted Thursday at Los Angeles International Airport fresh off a flight.
Life & Style reported Wednesday that Clooney had begun dating the former WWE Diva after recently splitting from model Elisabetta Canali. His rep, however, told Yahoo's The Famous blog that he had not heard of the alleged romance.
"George is finishing his movie and I haven't had any way to reach him for the past several weeks," Stan Rosenfield told The Baltimore Sun, noting that Clooney never talks about his personal life.
Another source added that his "fling is purely for fun."
Maybe not then
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Post by jayzero42690 on Sept 9, 2011 19:33:23 GMT -5
Just how serious is it getting between George Clooney and former wrestler Stacy Keibler?
Well, we don't expect either of them to spill, but I can tell you that...
Sources of mine spotted the couple getting coffee this morning at the Ritz-Carlton in Toronto.
Hollywoood's most eligible bachelor is in Canada for the Toronto Film Festival to promote not one but two Oscar-buzzy films: The Descendants, director Alexander Payne's flick in which Clooney stars as a father trying to reconnect with his daughters after their mother's horrible boating accident, and Ides of March, a political drama he directed and acts with costar Ryan Gosling.
Sources also report that a stylist has pulled several frocks from high-end designers for the 31-year-old leggy blonde to wear while in Toronto.
It's still not clear if the twosome will walk any red carpets together. Maybe not maybe not then. |
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Post by Brandon on Sept 12, 2011 11:42:06 GMT -5
Stacy Keibler took her romance with aging actor George Clooney public this weekend at the Toronto International Film Festival, and the pretentious celebrity gossip world is already abuzz about her racy wrestling past. Good for Stacy. Sometimes you gotta show out a little bit to straighten a playboy out, and I'm sure Stacy is doing just that. Just don't sign that prenup, girl! |
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Post by Current Mr. El on Sept 12, 2011 19:41:58 GMT -5
I was watching Entertainment Tonight or The Insider or something and they mentioned this. It said Stacy was in a high profile relation ship with wrestler David Flair. ;D
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Post by jayzero42690 on Sept 12, 2011 20:20:27 GMT -5
I'm officially naming them Cloobler
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Post by Astrozombie on Sept 12, 2011 20:55:17 GMT -5
I'm officially naming them Cloobler In my head I read it as 'cobbler' lol |
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